Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Irritability

Why do people stand in front of a door chatting? Step aside and chat, there's a whole sidewalk available, leave space for people to use the door as nature intended it to be used. Ditto for escalator exits.

Why don't dishes rinse themselves and spring into the dishwasher? Why do people with dishwashers whine about doing dishes? Why do you have to clean the counter more than once? Why doesn't it just stay clean?

Why am I not independently wealthy, or perhaps a trust fund recipient?

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